Good luck getting rid of it at the yard sale. Here's what you do, go out to the country, make a downhill dirt track, and race that sum bitch.

Good luck getting rid of it at the yard sale. Here's what you do, go out to the country, make a downhill dirt track, and race that sum bitch.
You don't need a dog with a big bark to protect your house, you just need a dong that sounds like this.
Here's why you should always log out if you're up to no good.

Gotta admit, she got some mad revenge skills.